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I’m Not Positive What My Deal Is
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We named the dog Indiana
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I’ll call the ax when you call the dentist
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You Flicked too hard
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Sunrise, Sunset
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Glorious Purpose
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Just Call Me Mary Wanna
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The Righteous Gemstones Quad
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Ample, But Firm
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Broken Horn
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I’ve Done Terrible, Awful Things
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Let’s Have A Little Pie
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And She Made Some Really Good Smelling Macaroni
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Why Don’t You Get Fucked
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Fucked Up On Cornbread
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You Made Your Bed. Now Fuck In It
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For All Time
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A Spark of Goodness
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You’re not the hero of this story. I am.
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There Will Come A Payday
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Shipping Policies
Shipping & Policies
9/7 current TAT is 5-15 business days. Shipping emails are sent on Fridays. If you receive your shipping email midweek, your order will not be dropped off to ship until the following Friday. All orders are shipped from outside of Covington where Swamp Gloss resides.
hello@swampgloss.com for all inquiries. Please sign up for emails to keep updated on any TAT updates
Shipments are sent out on Fridays only. Most packages receive origin scans within 48-72 hours of shipment. Turn around time is 5-15 business days. Delivery time is 5-7 days. This does not include weekends/holidays.
Emails inquiring shipment dates while within the stated turnaround time will be considered low priority. All other emails will be answered promptly.
Any order with stuck tracking will be reshipped at the 14 day mark.
Free Shipping & Discount codes:
- Only one discount code may used at a time
- Items already on sale will not be eligible for further discounts
- Free shipping will be done via the most affordable method
- Starting 8/1 the threshold for free shipping must be met in one order at least. Meaning at least one order will have to be $100 in products!
- Do to the nature of our products we can not allow returns or exchanges. However, if you have any issues do not hesitate to contact me so we can work it out for you.
- Everything we do here is hand mixed in small batches. We adhere to strict recipes but slight variations may occur from batch to batch
- Turn around time will be 10-20 business days, unless explicitly stated otherwise. This excludes pre-orders, customs, and mystery flash sales, holidays and weekends.
- If your polish bottle arrives broken please contact us ASAP with a picture so we can get a replacement out the door.
- we are not responsible for packages returned to use because of insufficient addresses. You will be invoiced for the new label to ship it back to you.
- For up to date information for your current order please consider joining our FB Group where shipping info/current statuses are posted bi weekly.
- We currently ship to US/Canada only
- Please be sure that your address is correct. We will not refund shipping charges on returned packages.
- International packages will take longer than expected. There will be no refunds for unscanned packages as they slowly move across the border. Expect to wait up to three months.
- no returns accepted, please email hello@swampgloss.com with any issues
Polish Ingredients
Ingredients: Nitrocelluose, Ethyl Acetate, Butyl Acetate, Isopropyl Alcohol, Ethyl Alcohol, Triphenyl Phosphate, and can contain: Aluminum Powder, Mica, Iron Oxide, Ferric Ferrocyanide, Ultramarines, Red 6, Red 22, Red 30, Red 28, Red 34 , Red 7, Orange 5, Yellow 5, Yellow 11, Yellow 6, Yellow 10, Blue 1, Black 2, Violet 2 Ext , Titanium Dioxide, Synthetic Fluorophylogopite, Calcium Sodium Borosilicate, Polyethylene Terephthalate, Polyurethane 33, Silver, Chromium, Magnesium Fluoride, Bismuth Oxychloride
Milky Base: Ethyl Acetate, Butyl Acetate, Nitrocellulose, Tributyle Citrate, Isopropyl Alcohol, Neopentyl Gylcol, Titanium Dioxide, Argan Oil
Quick Dry Top Coat: Ethyl Acetate, Isopropyl Alcohol, Butyl Acetate, Cellulose Acetate Butyrate, Acrylates Copolymer, Trimethyl Pentanyl Diisobutyrate, Acetyl Tributyl Citrate, Benzophenone-1, Etocrylene, Dimethicone, Violet 2.
Matte Top Coat: Ethyl Acetate, Butyl Acetate, SD Alcohol 40-B, Cellulose Acetate Butyrate, Acrylates Copolymer, Silica Silylate, Hydrated Silica & Polyethylene, Trimethyl Pentanyl Diisobutyrate, Acetyl Tributyl Citrate, Etocrylene.
Bath and Body Ingredients
Acetone Additive - glycerin, argan oil, polysorbate 80, purified water, fragrance oil
Cuticle Oil - avocado oil, calendula infused olive oil, Grapeseed oil, jojoba, rosehip seed oil, tocopherol (vitamin e) in a 3ml click pen (actual oil volume 3.7ml)
Hair Milk - Organic Aloe Leaf Juice, Organic Coconut Oil, Glycerin, Witch Hazel Water, Emulsifying Wax, Organic Jojoba Seed Oil, Rose Flower Water, Organic White Willow Bark Extract, Vitamin E, Sunflower Seed Oil, Organic Neem Seed Oil, Organic Rosemary Leaf Extract, Organic Sunflower Seed Oil, Xanthan Gum, Polysorbate 80, Fragrance Oil, Organic Alcohol, Phenoxyethanol, Tetrasodium Glutamate Diacetate
Lip balm - coconut oil, shea butter, cocoa butter, beeswax, argan oil, rosehip seed oil, flavor oil, sweetner, vitamin e
Spray Lotion - Organic Aloe Leaf Juice, Organic Coconut Oil, Glycerin, Witch Hazel Water, Emulsifying Wax, Organic Jojoba Seed Oil, Rose Flower Water, Organic White Willow Bark Extract, Vitamin E, Sunflower Seed Oil, Organic Neem Seed Oil, Organic Rosemary Leaf Extract, Organic Sunflower Seed Oil, Xanthan Gum, Polysorbate 80, Fragrancw OI’ll, Organic Alcohol, Phenoxyethanol, Tetrasodium Glutamate Diacetate
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Aloe Vera Leaf Juice, Phenoxyethanol, Witch Hazel Distillate, White Willow Bark Extract, Tea Tree Leaf Oil, Polysorbate 20, Fragrance, Alcohol, Tetrasodium Glutamate Diacetate, Citric Acid.
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Judge Judy & Executioner
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Oh, You’ll Touch The Swords
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Weapon of Choice
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