I’m Fine, Thank You
I’m Fine, Thank You
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Like Margot Tenenbaum would let anybody know she wasn’t fine. Inspired by The Royal Tenenbaums, Margot in particular, this is a buttery minty, aqua-y crelly filled with various hex and shred matte glitters in pink, black, white yellow and blue. Shown in two coats and a glossy top.
Inspiration: Margot Tenenbaum of the Royal Tenenbaums
Base: pastel green blue crelly
Additives: various hex and shred matte glitter
Opacity: 2 coats
Fragrances:
- Across The Universe - grapefruit, rhubarb, mint, lavender, rose, apple and vanilla
- Avasarala - elegant and delicious with mixture of berries, and vanilla champagne
- Boardwalk Carnival - Salty sea breeze, candy apples, kettle corn and saltwater taffy
- Cauldron Cake - Blends of creamy marshmallow and burnt sugar settle into cocoa vanilla and smokey firewood.
- Cranberry Woods - cranberry, red currant, cinnamon, green leaves, black currant, pine, fir and vanilla
- The Cuss Am I?! - fruity greens up top, with a heavy apple punch in the middle with a mixture of 3 types of apple, settles into a warm bourbon and a a touch of maple
- Eat Pie, Kill Demons- not your every day pie fragrance. Ripe banana and quince apple move to a delicious combination of pearberry and plantain leaves, with a pie crust, rummy base
- I’d Eat Peaches Everyday - mandarin, raspberry, coconut, peaches, plum, violet, fluffy marshmallow and smokey vanilla
- Lavender Lemonade - bergamot, lavender, cucumber, violet, lemon, sugar
- Salted coast - smooth and elegant blend of orchid and salty highlights
- Small Town Throw Down - time to lay it on thick with all my favorite things. This fragrance starts a big punch of tea and lemons and apples, before it takes the afternoon off with wafts of chamomile, mint and honeydew. Then before you know its time to tear it up with a looooot of rum
Every bottle is 15ml and comes 1-2 stainless steel balls for easy mixing and a flat brush for easy application.
If you choose to get a scent please note this will now be a 9-free. In addition, wait until polish is dry before you go sniffing it. The fragrance will come through once all is dry.
Ingredients: Nitrocelluose, Ethyl Acetate, Butyl Acetate, Isopropyl Alcohol, Ethyl Alcohol, Triphenyl Phosphate, and can include micas, lakes, glitter, oxides, aluminum powder, and titanium dioxides.
We do everything we can to represent the color of the polish as it is, but all monitors are different. These are hand mixed, with love and obsession, in small batches, while we use a recipe small variations can occur from batch to batch. For glossy finish I always use a top coat.
I am in no way, shape or form affiliated or own any part of The Royal Tenenbaums, its characters or Wes Anderson or anything remotely related to those those things, just a big ole fandom head.
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Ingredients
Ingredients: Nitrocelluose, Ethyl Acetate, Butyl Acetate, Isopropyl Alcohol, Ethyl Alcohol, Triphenyl Phosphate, and can contain: Aluminum Powder, Mica, Iron Oxide, Ferric Ferrocyanide, Ultramarines, Red 6, Red 22, Red 30, Red 28, Red 34 , Red 7, Orange 5, Yellow 5, Yellow 11, Yellow 6, Yellow 10, Blue 1, Black 2, Violet 2 Ext , Titanium Dioxide, Synthetic Fluorophylogopite, Calcium Sodium Borosilicate, Polyethylene Terephthalate, Polyurethane 33, Silver, Chromium, Magnesium Fluoride, Bismuth Oxychloride
Milky Base: Ethyl Acetate, Butyl Acetate, Nitrocellulose, Tributyle Citrate, Isopropyl Alcohol, Neopentyl Gylcol, Titanium Dioxide, Argan Oil
Quick Dry Top Coat: Ethyl Acetate, Isopropyl Alcohol, Butyl Acetate, Cellulose Acetate Butyrate, Acrylates Copolymer, Trimethyl Pentanyl Diisobutyrate, Acetyl Tributyl Citrate, Benzophenone-1, Etocrylene, Dimethicone, Violet 2.
Matte Top Coat: Ethyl Acetate, Butyl Acetate, SD Alcohol 40-B, Cellulose Acetate Butyrate, Acrylates Copolymer, Silica Silylate, Hydrated Silica & Polyethylene, Trimethyl Pentanyl Diisobutyrate, Acetyl Tributyl Citrate, Etocrylene.
Scent Guide
Avasarala - black raspberry vanilla type
Eat dirt - Georgia peach and fresh cut grass
Brew some recklessness - Bergamot, sparkling lemon, lime zest, crushed ice, vanilla, dry woods, tonka
Four Elephants & a Noble Turtle - Cassis, cotton candy, raspberries, candies violet, marshmallow musk
Shovels & Rope - Wild strawberries and daisies, tea rose, blonde woods, sugar, musk
You know that’s right - Pistachio, almond, vanilla bean
Stay strong, bitch - Red grapefruit, bergamot, Madagascar jasmine, mimosa
Well damn, BJ - Raspberry, guava, mint julep
I carried a watermelon - watermelon, lemon lime spring water, cane sugar
Mooncake - whipped cream, marshmallow, magnolia, sandlewood
Side pieces - mangoes, agave, lime juice, tequila, salt
Time for my shows - bite me (type), clean cotton
Two to Mango - mangoes, lemons, raspberries, whipped cream
Are You Thor, God of Hammers? – pumpkin milkshake, buttered pecan waffles
Cherry the Hatchet - cherry Slushie, salted lime margarita
Eat Pie, Kill Demons - banana pudding pie
Glorious Purpose - sugared peppermint, vanilla buttercream, musk
Guillermo Buillermo-Peach, Cherry Blossom, Red Apple, jasmine, white woods musk
Mooncakes - whipped cream, marshmallow, magnolia, warm sandlewood
Only Murders - apple cider, cinnamon donuts, musk, vanilla sugar, tonka
Peeta - warm bread, butter and caraway
thats a serious wrap - fruit loops, sugared milk, pie crust
Sweet Salvation – aloe, agave , green leaves ,patchouli
What's a place like me, doing in a girl like this? - cotton candy, juicy berries, chocolate caramel pralines, and creamy vanilla
Wrong Side of the River - orange, lemon, pinapple, lime & raspberry, jasmine green, sandlewood, mossy
Shipping
Shipping & Policies
5/23 Current TAT 2-3 weeks
Shipping emails are sent on Thursdays. If you receive your shipping email midweek, your order will not be dropped off to ship until Thursday . All orders are shipped via UPS unless shipping APO, PO Box etc
Emails inquiring shipment dates while within the stated turnaround time will be considered low priority. All other emails will be answered promptly.
Shipments are sent out on Thursdays only. Most packages receive origin scans within 24 hours of shipment. Turn around time is 10-21 days. Delivery time is 5-7 days. This does not include weekends/holidays.
Any order with stuck tracking will be reshipped at the 14 day mark.
Flat Shipping Rates:
- $6.50 <10 ounces (about 3 polishes)
- $7.50 >10 ounces $7.50
- Free >$90
You have the option to purchase and ship USPS Priority and UPS rates at check out
Free Shipping & Discount codes:
- Only one discount code may used at a time
- Items already on sale will not be eligible for further discounts
- Free shipping will be done via the most affordable method
- Starting 8/1 the threshold for free shipping must be met in one order at least. Meaning at least one order will have to be $100 in products!
- Do to the nature of our products we can not allow returns or exchanges. However, if you have any issues do not hesitate to contact me so we can work it out for you.
- Everything we do here is hand mixed in small batches. We adhere to strict recipes but slight variations may occur from batch to batch
- Turn around time will be 10-21 business days, unless explicitly stated otherwise. This excludes pre-orders, customs, and mystery flash sales, holidays and weekends.
- If your polish bottle arrives broken please contact us ASAP with a picture so we can get a replacement out the door.
- we are not responsible for packages returned to use because of insufficient addresses. You will be invoiced for the new label to ship it back to you.
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- We currently ship to US/Canada only
- Please be sure that your address is correct. We will not refund shipping charges on returned packages.
- International packages will take longer than expected. There will be no refunds for unscanned packages as they slowly move across the border. Expect to wait up to three months.
- no returns accepted, please email hello@swampgloss.com with any issues